"There ain't no rest for the wicked/money don't grow on trees/we got bills to pay/we got mouths to feed/there ain't nothing in this world for free"

My ass is getting majorly kicked here.

As the score currently stands:

Term papers: 3
Demoralized college student: 1

BUT! The little quote on my tea bag tonight tells me this:


Thanks, Abe!

Even if you were actually kind of a closet racist, you might just have given me a second wind!