The horror! The horror!

The LATIN MIDTERM OF DOOM is approaching with an increasingly-alarming amount of rapidity.

Wednesday, the day of the LATIN MIDTERM OF DOOM, is suddenly only a day away.

Now, the only words in Latin that I really actually know are perii! Occidi! (I am lost! I am done for!), which are actually quite fitting for my current feelings toward this impending LATIN MIDTERM OF DOOM.

I might finally resume normal respiration only when the LATIN MIDTERM OF DOOM has been completed.

Oh, Plautus. Why did you have to be you? And why couldn't you just stick to one form of the subjunctive? And what's with the shitloads of pronouns? Oh, and while we're at it, why must you parataxisize so many of your verbs? Why why why?

DOOM DOOM DOOM

Ita statim stant signa, neque nox quoquam concedit die.