Wednesday, February 10, 2010

1 - 2 - 3 It's HAMMER TIME!

Well, today is the day.

Today separates the strong from the weak.

It separates the prime rib from the veggie burgers

the Samuel Becketts from the Billy Collinses

the Pop Tarts from the Toaster Strudels

the Romans from the Gauls

The Matt Damons from the Brad Pitts

the Caesars from the Vercassivellanuses (and yes, that really was his name. Poor guy.)

the true Plautine-comprehendors from the neophyte Latinists.

I am coming for you, LATIN MIDTERM OF DOOM.

You'd best be watchin' your back.

1 comments:

theresa said...

ARRRGH BILLY COLLINSSSSS